collegehumor:

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…
How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.
Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

collegehumor:

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…

How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

(via mrcheyl)

plasmatics-life:

Mar del Platahenge | Argentina - (by Ariel Perissinotti)

plasmatics-life:

Mar del Platahenge | Argentina - (by Ariel Perissinotti)

mydollyaviana:

Disney/Pixar miniature photoshoots by Kurt Moses

(via lollipoopdick)

headlikeanorange:

A male red-capped manakin trying to impress a female. (North America - Discovery Channel)

headlikeanorange:

A male red-capped manakin trying to impress a female. (North America - Discovery Channel)

(via nerdintraining)